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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,553rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,649thMost Devout: 1,802nd
The Rogue Nation of
Psychotic Dictatorship
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Civil Rights
Few
Economy
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Political Freedom
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Zombie 80

Population6.527 billion

CapitalDjiboutix
LeaderIzmail Omarx Guellehz
FaithBrains

Currencydollar
Animalparrot

The Rogue Nation of Zombie 80 is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by Izmail Omarx Guellehz with an iron fist, and remarkable for its frequent executions, triple-decker prams, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 6.527 billion Zombie 80ians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The medium-sized, corrupt, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Defense, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Djiboutix. The average income tax rate is 66.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Zombie 80ian economy, worth a remarkable 1,521 trillion dollars a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 233,042 dollars, with the richest citizens earning 5.0 times as much as the poorest.

Construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway, tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult', the entire entry for Zombie 80 in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless', and litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Zombie 80's national animal is the parrot, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Brains.

Zombie 80 is ranked 82,285th in the world and 465th in NationStates for Largest Populations, with 6.53 billion capita.

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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 1,553rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,649thMost Devout: 1,802ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 2,015thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,180thMost Avoided: 2,458thMost Patriotic: 2,612thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,967thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,469thLargest Black Market: 3,545thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 3,757thLargest Mining Sector: 4,813thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 5,200thHighest Average Incomes: 6,712thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 8,582ndNudest: 8,726thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 9,283rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,586thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 10,372ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,136thMost Subsidized Industry: 12,278thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 13,771stMost Efficient Economies: 14,311thTop
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Largest Information Technology Sector: 15,230thHighest Poor Incomes: 17,231stHighest Economic Output: 17,936thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,321stMost Scientifically Advanced: 24,186thLargest Governments: 25,514th
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Most Ignorant Citizens: 10th in the regionTop
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Most Avoided: 47th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 65th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 80, litter collection has replaced fast food as the most popular after-school job.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 80, the entire entry for Zombie 80 in the Hitchhiker's Guide to the World reads 'mostly harmless'.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 80, tie-dye has been outlawed for being 'too occult'.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 80, construction of the Really Big Hadron Collider is underway.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 80, a newly discovered small mammal's name translates into Zombie 80ian as 'your finger, you fool'.
  • : Zombie 80 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 80, the nation forgives those who are big enough to admit they made a mistake.
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 80, the military invades any neighboring nation with the gall to criticize its policies.
  • : Zombie 80 was reclassified from "Authoritarian Democracy" to "Psychotic Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Zombie 80, a referendum must be held in order for any new law to be passed.

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